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Announcer: Do you suffer from inexplicable anxiety?

Are you confused and upset?

Do you have an overwhelming feeling that you've done something wrong?

[ show Boy #1 twirling a baton ]

Boy #1: Hi, Dad! This is called a Double Susie!

Announcer: You can't control whatever he is or isn't. But you can control how it affects you.

Homocil can provide relief for parental anxiety disorder. Homocil can help.

[ show Boy #2 running effeminately with volleyball in school gym ]

Boy #2: Hi, Mommy!

[ Mommy waves back in shame ]

Announcer: If you're obsessed about things you can't change.. If you are unable to cope with unforeseen developments..

[ Dad open Boy #3's bedroom, to find his son holding up a blouse ]

Boy #3: Look what I made! Isn't it fabulous!

[ Dad closes door and has a nervous breakdown in the hallway ]

Announcer: If you avoid prolonged contact with your children, due to these overwhelming anxieties..

[ Boy #4 enters living room wearing apron, holding out a platter of food ]

Boy #4: Who wants creme brouliette?

[ Dad chugs Homocil pills down like booze ]

Announcer: When taken regularly, Homocil dramatically decreases parental anxiety.

[ show Boy #5 performing as a male cheerleader amongst female cheerleaders ]

[ cut to Dad in the crowd smiling painfully and catatonic, and raises his thumb ]

Announcer: Homocil. Until you come around.

[ show Mom hugging Boy #2 ]

Because it's your problem. Not theirs

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